Humphrey Reserve Buy $HUMPH
Humphrey, a camel chairman in a navy three-piece suit and round gold spectacles, walks across the dunes at sunset carrying a leather briefcase.

The only reserve that walks $HUMPH Solana

Everyone launched a reserve. Humphrey was born with one.

A grumpy old camel. One hump, fully stocked. Dividends paid in humph.

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  • Reserve level: Full
  • Dividends: Paid in humph
  • Chairman: Unimpressed
  • Supply: 995,666,395
  • Tax: 0%
  • Mint: Revoked
  • One hump. One reserve.

The Humphrey Reserve Statement No. 001

Reserve statement

Account
The Hump
Period
Launch to date
Unit
HUMPH
Name
Humphrey Reserve
Symbol
$HUMPH
Chain
Solana
Total supply
995,666,395 — 1,000,000,000 minted, 4,333,604 burned
Decimals
6
Circulating
995,666,395 — all of it, from day one
Team allocation
None. Fair launch on pump.fun, no presale
Tax
0%
Mint & freeze
Revoked
Liquidity
Burned. Bonding curve completed; trades on PumpSwap
Contract
Chairman's verdict
HUMPH.
§1The ReserveThe Humphrey Reserve Annual Report p. 01
Humphrey seen from behind, his hump opened in cross-section and glowing gold inside, with a brass gauge on it reading FULL.
Fig. 1 The reserve, in cross-section.
HUMPH.

Science, mostly.

A camel's hump is a store of energy — fat it can live on for weeks when the desert offers nothing. So while everyone else launched a reserve, Humphrey checked his back.

E ½ FULL HUMP · RESERVE

Reserve level: FULL.

§2The NoteThe Humphrey Reserve Annual Report p. 02
An engraved green banknote reading The Humphrey Reserve, One Humph, with Humphrey's portrait in an oval frame.

Specimen Series 2026 Under glass

HUMPH.

Backed by nothing

ONE HUMPH.

The Reserve's only currency. Redeemable for one (1) unimpressed look. Dividends are paid in humph, on no schedule, at the Chairman's discretion.

A joke. $HUMPH pays nothing and promises nothing.

§3The ChairmanThe Humphrey Reserve Annual Report p. 03
Humphrey seated at the head of a long boardroom table at sunset, fingers steepled, behind a brass plaque reading Chairman.
Fig. 3 The boardroom. Attendance: one.
HUMPH.

A letter from the Chairman.

Humphrey Reserve is a community memecoin on Solana. The Chairman is fictional. So is the reserve. There is no roadmap — just a camel, a community and one hump.

It launched fair on pump.fun: no presale, no team allocation, and everyone bought from the same public bonding curve, under the same rules.

Humphrey Reserve is run by its anonymous creator and its community. There is no company, fund or bank behind it.

Humphrey

Chairman, Humphrey Reserve

Official links

§4How to buyThe Humphrey Reserve Annual Report p. 04
HUMPH.

Three steps. One hump.

  1. Get Phantom — phantom.app

  2. Fund it with SOL.

  3. Swap SOL for $HUMPH on pump.funpump.fun/coin/7jNw…pump or Jupiterjup.ag/swap/SOL-7jNw…pump — paste the contract address below.

Humphrey at a wooden desk in front of an open round brass vault door, lit by a green banker's lamp.
Fig. 4 The vault. Open when he says so.
§5From the archiveThe Humphrey Reserve Annual Report p. 05

Plates from the Reserve's collection.

Humphrey at his desk pressing a rubber stamp marked HUMPH onto a stack of papers.
Plate IDividend day. Paid in humph.
Humphrey walking across moonlit dunes at night carrying a brass lantern.
Plate IIThe only reserve that walks.HUMPH.
Close portrait of Humphrey peering over his round gold spectacles, unimpressed.
Plate IIIAsked about the roadmap.